I thought I would go to the book store in town yesterday. I normally order my books on-line but I was having a bit of a magazine withdrawal so I thought what the heck, stop at the book store and go through the hundreds of magazines there.
While I was standing in front of the photography section, I heard two women talking about the one woman's laptop. Apparently the woman with the laptop didn't know she had a web cam in her laptop and they were laughing at this woman's silliness. I laughed, to myself, too because how silly is it for someone not to know they have a web cam in their laptop? I mean really.
I purchased my 14 trillion magazines and walked out of the store a very happy magazine camper. But throughout my time in the book store, I kept thinking back to those two women and the web cam in the laptop story. See because even though I laughed to myself? If one of those women would have turned to me and asked if I had a web cam in my laptop? I would not have been able to answer them. Quite frankly? I would have said "No my laptop does not have a web cam in it."
The minute I got home I rushed to open my laptop and started looking to see if I had a web cam. Turns out? I do indeed have a web cam on my laptop.
And even though I'm putting these out there for the off change they might be scrutinized, not one word about the chubbiness that is me. The extra weight I carry around has accumulated over the years, but those cheeks have followed me from birth. What I'm trying to say is, even if I lost 4000 pounds I would still have chipmunk cheeks. They are not my fault. Stupid German/Dutch gene pool. Moving on.

The above picture is me, after about 45 minutes, finding the web cam and setting it up so I'm not taking photos of my chesticles. I am pushing...repeatedly...what I thought was the appropriate button to get a picture. The reason I have my finger in my mouth is because by this point I'm not even posing any more. I'm just pushing the damn button and trying to figure out where the pictures are going to. And don't ask me why my face appears so flushed up there because I have no idea. It's not like I was drinking large quantities of alcohol....at 10:00am. Honest. So. I can hear the click when I push the button....

...but by golly no matter how hard I look...through my reading glasses...I just can't seem to figure out where those pictures are going after I click the button....

I swear this is about 25 minutes later and if you look really hard at the photo above you will notice the furrow in my brow. I may also be swearing under my breath here a little too. Until....

I finally notice a little 'web console' box is popped up and covering the little area where the photos are going. Smiles. We are happy now.

So me and the cheeks decide to finally pose for the nice web cam. Because after all that?! Why not.
Lessons/Things I Learned today?
1) After finding all the photos I realized I pushed the button exactly 82 times, took exactly 82 pictures and these were the best of the lot. I'm thinking it may not be the web cam that's the problem, but the model. 2) If you buy a laptop, take the time to know what is on it. There could be a web cam lurking in there so you too can make a complete fool of yourself. 3) It appears I don't move...at ALL...while I'm on the laptop because I can't believe how I'm perfectly situated in the middle of the frame in each and every photo. 4) Laptop web cams take really sucky pictures. 5) I am happy I didn't take the time to take off the scarf I just bought last weekend, because after kind of seeing it in the photos I am loving it more now then the day I bought it. Also? It hides three of my chins. I have decided I will continue to wear scarves well into the summer months. 6) Even with lousy photos, I think the reading glasses Kelsey bought me while she was in Winnipeg over Christmas....rock!! 7) I obviously like the color green. 8) I'm growing my hair out and I'm now at that stage of aaaaargh!
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